Albums
Is Life Too Short Or Am I Too Tall?
14 random rhyming tracks of madcap insight into the modern world. Released in November 2022
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- I Don't Need A New Phone
- Stuck In IKEA With You
- Existential Football
- Keep Needing Caffeination
- Cronuts Cruffins Creverything
- Imperial Droid
- Procrastination
- In Praise Of The Laughing Gnome
- Queue
- The Man Who Made A Sewer A Star
- Not My Circus Not My Monkeys
- Withnail And Who
- There's No Part For A Ruffalo
- Grown Up Douchebag
A Very Nihilist Christmas EP
An odd Xmas EP for an odd Xmas. Released in December 2021
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- Welcome
- Nihilistic Christmastime
- Last Christmas (You Quoted Descartes)
- Soren Kierkegaard's Christmas Card
- Nihilist Navidad
- Farewell
A Rather Silly History Of Coventry
The story of my home town. Released in January 2021
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- Cofa & The Art Of Tree Planting
- Lady Godiva
- The Spire That Won’t Expire
- Getting Fresh With The Black Prince
- All Hail The Coventry Godcake
- Adopt Adapt Improve
- By George!
- Elephants Everywhere
- Larkin’s Lost Landmarks
- My Mate Frank
- How To Destroy A City
- Donald - The Man With A Plan
- A London Taxi Ain’t From Hackney
- One More Cathedral Than You
- Delia’s Not From Derbyshire
- Rules Of The Coventry Ring Road
- Ding Ding! (When Chuck Came To Town)
- The Day I Bought The Ghost Town Car
- Pete Waterman’s Ultimate Cheese Shop
- Gary Mabbutt’s Knee
- Can You See What George Shaw Saw?
A Good Christmas To Die Hard
The Yippie-Ki-Yay Xmas album. Released in December 2019
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- Die Hard Is A Christmas Film
- Carol Of The Melon Farming Bells
- Hans Gruber Is Coming To Town
- Nakatomi Baby
- Welcome To John McClane's World
- Helsinki Syndrome
- Agent Johnson Must Be High
- Where Are My Detonators?
- Blow The Roof
- But Hans It's Cold Outside
- Sgt Powell
- Have Yourself A Yippie-Ki-Yay Christmas
- Carol Of The Kemosabe Bells
- Sinatra Nearly Starred In Die Hard
- Die Hard On A Boat
- Ode To Joy
It's Meant To Sound Like This
The dulcimer album. Released in September 2019
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- We're The Sweeney, And You're Nicked
- Lady Godiva
- It's A Dulcimer
- I'm Not The Walrus Of Love, I'm A Seal
- J-Blunt Wins On Twitter
- Who Needs Dickens When You've Got Cribbins
- This Does Not Spark Joy
- Bootleg Gin
- Despair
- My Old Man's A Banker
- Please Agree To The Terms Of Use
- Working On A Zero Hour Contract
- The Day I Bought The Ghost Town Car
- Soundcheck
Jingled Out
The Christmas album. Released in December 2018
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- The Slight Before Xmas
- Spon End Santa
- Kanye Xmas
- The Tale Of Ebeneezer Trump
- Austerity Nativity
- Mr Holder's Yule Log
- The Elves Of Earlsdon
- Yuletide Neknomination
- Without Brussels Sprouts
- Rudy The 2 Tone Reindeer
- Virgin Trains (Delayed At Xmas)
- Santa Claus Is A Racist
- Sky Blue Xmas
- The Popinjay's Hogmanay
Banjaxed
The banjo album. Released in summer 2018
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- Never Go Dueling With A Banjo
- Pete Waterman's Ultimate Cheese Shop
- One More Cathedral Than You
- Eight Of Spades
- Iron Man Vs Desperate Dan
- Our Survey Says
- In The Event Of An Emergency
- Game Of Thrones Must Die
- Britpop Bands - Stop Reforming
- All Hail The Coventry Godcake
- Don't Paint It Black, Paint It Magnolia
- The Ultimate Employee
- The Fonts
- Popular Songs Are Lying To Me
Can't Be Explained On A Ukulele
The ukulele album. Written in 2014, re-recorded and released in December 2017
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- Tinky Winky's Gone Postal
- Delia's Milkshake
- Hip Hop Women's Institute
- Quite Literally
- First World Blues
- Euphemism Treadmill
- Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen Redesigns Your Life
- Darwin's Made Me A Monkey
- Please Refrain From Swearing
- Straight Out Of Earlsdon
- Stalinist Confectionary
- The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle
- Here In Blighty
- Shampoo From Poundland
Half The Strings, Twice The Fun
The 3 string guitar album. Released in 2016
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- Amy Winehouse's Guide To The Seaside
- The Dark Heart Of Simon Cowell
- Chicken Hypnosis
- Goody From The Block
- Born To Be A Barista
- A Responsible Firestarter
- Biscuit Psychology
- Rules Of The Coventry Ring Road
- The Concise & Corrected Hamlet
- The Internet Is Ruled By Cats
- All Fruit Is Facist
- Mental Floss
- We Call It A Batch
- The Wrong Rene